Sermon Perspective
A local church had a big time TV evangelist come in for revival. On the Sunday morning at the start of the revival the visiting minister preached hell-fire and brimstone for two hours straight when the sound finally system gave out and went dead.
Concerned that people in the back of the packed sanctuary couldn't hear him the preacher asked, "Can everyone hear me OK without the microphone?" Someone on the back row raised his hand and said, "I can't hear you back here."
A lady on the front row, who'd had about all of the sermon she wanted stood up, turned to the guy in the back and said, "I can hear him fine from up here. Wanna trade places?"